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Congratulations, you have solved the riddle and found your way to our super-secret website! 

We’ve put some information below that journalists can arbitrarily cut and paste from. We haven’t  got a FAQ section so if we haven’t covered anything; it means it’s none of your fucking business.

For those of you who were looking for a shop selling actual Ed Gein inspired furniture, you are in the wrong place but give us a shout when you find it. 

For those of you who have come here by accident, fuck right out. 

For those who are here on purpose, we’re so sorry.